SLUTTY RANTURDAY: Low Standards and High Tensions 

SADTURDAY PODCAST: Death, Rebirth, and the Winter Solstice

EVIL(ISH) RANTURDAY: Don't Change Someone's Mind...Control It

SLUTTY WEEPY RANTURDAY: Merry Christmess 

RANTURDAY: Why Being a Karen is a Good Thing

RANTURDAY: To the Surprise of No One, Terri is a Lying Bitch.

RANTURDAY: The Blessing of a Non-Apology: My Frenemy Showdown

RANTURDAY: What Are You Wearing Because I'm Gonna Call the Cops PART 1

SLUTTY SATURDAY: What to Say When He Wants to "Keep It Casual"

FUCKY SLUTTY SATUR/FRIDAY MEGA PODCAST: Baby Blues and Kissing Bandits 👶🏼

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Swept Me Off My Feet

ROMAN RANTURDAY: Brand or Be Branded

OH SO THIS IS MY FAULT??

RANTURDAY: Cock of the Walk

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Be a Slut, Be Happy?

RANTURDAY: Thith ith a Thscam

RANTURDAY: I'm Sorry, HOW MUCH is This?? 🫨

RANTURDAY: Revenge of the Tom (Because OF COURSE) 🙄

SLUTTY SATURDAY: How Do I Slut Smarter, Not Harder? 🤔 

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Guilt, Sex & Solo Missions 

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Double Trouble 😳

SLUTTY RANTURDAY: I Will Break Your Husband, I Will Break Your Kids

SLUTTY RANTURDAY: Oh You Forgot I Gave You a Blow Job? Interesting, Christian 🤔

SLUTTY RANTURDAY: Sir, You Are NOT a Vibrator...😵‍💫

RANTURDAY: Peyback is a Bitch

SLUTTY SATURDAY: The Sneaky G-Spot Move!

SLUTTY SATURDAY PODCAST: Hauk Tuah: Blow Job Tips to Blow His Mind 🍆💦

RANTURDAY: Um Sorry I'm Standing Up For Myself?? (A Rant About Secondary Confrontations)

RANTURDAY PODCAST: Reality Shows, Group Projects and Dioramas 🤬

RANTURDAY: "Jump on a Call?" How About I Jump Off a Roof 🫠

RANTURDAY: Men Are Lonely? Good. 🤫

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Let's Talk Porn! 🍿

RANTURDAY: Training Seasons OVER 🏋🏻

RANTURDAY: The Cherished Fiasco of a Girl’s Trip 🤦🏼‍♀️

RANTURDAY: STFU About Your Side Hustle, Crystal 🙄

RANTURDAY: STFU About Your Side Hustle, Crystal 🙄

RANTURDAY: Glam Squad or Hit Squad? 💄

RANTURDAY (again): Stop Saying "I'm Sorry" When You Mean "Thank You"👮🏻

RANTURDAY: Fit Check 👿

RANTURDAY: tO wHoM iT mAy cOncErN 🙄

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Knotty By Nature 🪢

SLUTTY SATURDAY: How Many Soulmates Do You REALLY Have (according to Siri's math) 💋

RANT-URDAY: Is the Fertility Industry the Next BLM or Covid?

SLUTTY SATURDAY: The Good, the Bad and the Bloody 🩸

SAD-TURDAY STORYTIME: The Evs and Flows of Life

SLUTTY SATURDAY: The Millionaire Matchmaker

MEGA POST: FUCKBOY FRIDAY & SLUTTY SATURDAY: Culture Clashes & Sexual Shapeshifting

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Micro Icks?

SLUTTY SATURDAY GLOW UP EDITION: How to Feel Sexier and Have Better Sex! 🫨

SLUTTY SATURDAY: How to Lay the Unlay-able 🫥

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Choose Your Strategic Sluttiness: Inside My Designer Bag Collection!

SLUTTY SAD-TURDAY: [this video went completely off the rails i'm so sorry]

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Morning Sex & Sleep Situations

SLUTTY SATURDAY: I Accidentally Became a Dominatrix PLEASE HELP

GRWM SLUTTY SATURDAY: Handjobs & Hangovers

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Daddy Issues

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Talkin' TMI

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: What's Your Number?

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: My Two Cents About Threesomes!

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Open Marriage, Open Mind?

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Description goes herSLUTTY SATURDAY: O My Gosh

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: I’m (Sleep)Over It

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Does Everyone Hate Blowjobs But Me?

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: It's a Mad' World, Baby

SUCKY SATURDAY PODCAST: Zombie Walk Through It

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Would You Use an App to Get Laid?

XO, Shallon

SLUTTY SATURDAY: No Nudes is Good Nudes?

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Are You A Professional Ho?

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SINISTER SATURDAY: Cmon Barbie Let’s Go Party

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Highs & Lo: A Booty Call Experiment, Pt. 2

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Highs & Lo: A Booty Call Experiment, Pt. 1

STORYTIME SATURDAY: Dead and Beau-ried

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Reckless Beau-havior: Meghan Markle vs Shallon Edition

SLUTTY SATURDAY: When A Guy Says He Wants To Be Casual

SLUTTY SATURDAY PARIS EDITION: Lay of the Land?

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Why Emotional Sluttiness Will Ruin You

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Hard Talk About Soft Wieners

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: The Magic of the Gaggle

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: You Guys Were Right. You Were All Right

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Just In Case You Were Considering a Broke Man…

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Hard Talk About Soft Wieners

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Tits 'n' Triggers

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GRWM: A Casual Saturday Semi-Rant While We Do Our Makeup

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SLUTTY SUNDAY PODCAST: De-Woking Consent To Have Better Sex

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SLUTTY SATURDAY STORYTIME: How To Make A Housewife Into A Ho?

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Vacation Hookups & "Jar Mode"

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: My Celebrity Resume

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MARIE ANTOINETTE SLUTTY SATURDAY: Some Sort Of Lesson From France’s Doomed Queen

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Wait, Am I In The Friendzone??

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Let's Talk Period Sex

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SLUTTY SATURDAY RANT: What's The Opposite of a Manly Man?

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SLUTTY SATURDAY STORYTIME: What Is Your Boyfriend Tax?

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: A Few Fun Skanky Questions

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: A Few Fun Skanky Questions

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SLUTTY SATURDAY STORYTIME: In Defense Of Sluttin' Around

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: The Most Satisfying Positions According To Science!

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Don’t forget our incredible shared Google doc of dirty talk and sexting ideas made by Shalligator Tanvi

Add yours, plus share your hookup tips and tricks!

I’ll let you guys decide which sext to send to The Viking, tell me in the Post Reactions chat!

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SLUTTY SATURDAY BONUS VIDEO: Crunch vs. Glam

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SLUTTY SATURDAY STORYTIME: Ain't Too Proud To Peg?

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: What's Your 2023 Sexual Resolution?

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Practical Blow Job Feedback! 🍆 XO, Shallon 👑

SLUTTY SATURDAY: How NOT To Sext, According To The Insufferable Dorks Of Cosmo Mag 🙄XO, Shallon 👑

SLUTTY SATURDAY: I Swear to God if I Get One More Dick Pic Today...

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Is Your Sex Drive Normal? Pt 1

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: Is Your Sex Drive Normal? Pt 2

SLUTTY SATURDAY RANT ALERT: My Near-Meltdown At The OBGYN

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Join Our Sex Tip Google Doc! 🍆 XO, Shallon 👑

SLUTTY SATURDAY: How To Make Porn Fun (And Not Creepy) XO, Shallon 👑

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Why Timing Is Everything

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SLUTTY SATURDAY: The Pros & Cons of Quickies 🏃🏼‍♀️XO, Shallon 👑

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Sex Tips From Porn Stars, Part 2 🍆 XO, Shallon 👑

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Sex Tips From Porn Stars, Part 1 🍆 XO, Shallon 👑

SECRET SATURDAY: What Guys REALLY Keep Secrets About, Part 1 👀XO, Shallon 👑

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Are Popular Guys Slutty STD Machines? 🦠XO, Shallon 👑

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Saturdays Are Either For The Boys...Or For The Soft Wieners 🍤 XO, Shallon 👑

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Worried how you look when you're on top? Leaning back will make you look thinner (run your hands through your hair to create angles with your body and look even slimmer), but if you want to look bustier, lean forward and put your hands on his chest to press your boobs together to look extra buxom 🙌🏻🍆

XO, Shallon 👑

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Condoms are annoying but made way LESS annoying if you put lube not just on the outside, but on the INSIDE. Lube him up, real sexy-like, stroking him before rolling on the Magnum. It'll feel better for him and nip those "Ugh I hate condoms babe I can't feel anything!" convos 🙌🏻

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Need some new dirty talk? Think of it as a Mad Lib: “Put your [adjective] [noun] in my [adjective] [noun] and let me [verb] [adjective]” and it doesn’t have to be XXX rated. “Put your thick fingers in my wet, hungry mouth and let me suck until I’m begging to have you inside me.” 😵 Tell me your other dirty talk ideas (PLEASE!) in the Telegram chat! XO, Shallon 👑

SLUTTY SATURDAY: My easy, unforgettable BJ move 🙌🏻

SLUTTY SATURDAY STORYTIME: Lusty in London