EVIL WEEK 2024
The Art Of Social Climbing

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: 5 Words to Rage Bait a Man

Your Supermoon Workbook!

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: The Supermoon Reset - How to Clear the Energetic Debris

EVIL MONDAY: AI and the Joys of War Profiteering!

SERENE SUNDAY: Affirmations for Your Higher Self

RANTURDAY: Hallowinners and Losers

FUCK FEAR FRIDAY: An Evil Week Post Mortem (Halloween Edition)

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Stress vs Terror

Please share your thoughts on Evil Week and lmk if you'd like a deep dive Zoom later this week!

BONUS: Having trouble saying no? Download these quick but powerful exercises

EVIL WEEK SCHOOL FOR SOCIOPATHS Self Care for Psychos: No More People Pleaser

BONUS: These deep lessons will yank out the psychological splinter holding you back from your sexiest self

EVIL WEEK SCHOOL FOR SOCIOPATHS The Unapologetic Slut

BONUS: Download today's Anti-Apology Workbook

EVIL WEEK SCHOOL FOR SOCIOPATH The Career Trap: Girl Boss Guilt

BONUS: It's time to get real about clipping family guilt..

EVIL WEEK SCHOOL FOR SOCIOPATH Bloodlines & Boundaries, Pt. 2

BONUS: Anti-Apology Workbook

EVIL WEEK SCHOOL FOR SOCIOPATHS Bloodlines & Boundaries, Pt 1

EXTRA CREDIT Anti-Apology Workbook

EVIL WEEK: SCHOOL FOR SOCIOPATHS Women, Guilt and God

EVIL WEEK BONUS Guilt Detox Journal

EVIL WEEK: SCHOOL FOR SOCIOPATHS The Good Girl's Guide to a Guilt Free Life

SERENE SUNDAY PODCAST: Father Figure

SLUTTY RANTURDAY: Fit Flop

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Sex Camel

WEEPY WEDNESDAY: The Last Word

EVIL MONDAY: A Prince Uncrowned

SERENE SUNDAY: Let Go and Let God (From the Archives)

RANTURDAY: "Hi I'm a Pelvic Floor Tantric Somatic Queer Kink Aftercare Wellness-ologist"

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: How to NOT Go Scorched Earth

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: The Didn’t List

EVIL MONDAY: The Data of Aesthetics - Manipulating People Through Visuals

SERENE SUNDAY: Domestic Bliss

RANTURDAY: Don't You DARE Drag Method Man Into This

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Why "Girlfriend" is a Bridge to Nowhere

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Done > Perfect

EVIL MONDAY: Manifest Deystini

KINDA SAD SUNDAY: The Haunting Season

RANTURDAY: Truly One of the Most Unhinged Things I've Seen at a Dinner

WISDOM FRIDAY: How to Stop a Martyr Narrative

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The Rehearsal Dinner Moment

EVIL TUESDAY: Forgive? Forget It.

SERENE SUNDAY PODCAST: The Shadow of Happiness

RANTURDAY: I Really Need New Friends (As Do You)

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Monaco, Money and Men

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Capture vs Experience

SERENE SUNDAY PODCAST: Travel, Totality and Turning Chaos into Calm

RANTURDAY: In Defense of Big Dumb Cup!

FUCKBOY FRIDAY, PART 2: Best Believe I'm Still Bejeweled

FUCKBOY FRIDAY, Part 1: Commitment. Issues.

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Faith vs Certainty - Why One is For Losers!

EVIL MONDAY: Why Do You Need to be a Good Person?

SERENE SUNDAY PODCAST: Impossible is Nothing

RANTURDAY: So I'M the Asshole at the Library??

FUCKBOY SATURDAY: The Horror of an Ex Moving On

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: The REAL Reason You Need to Stop Saving People

EVIL MONDAY: Congrats! And Goodbye!

SERENE SUNDAY: What Leaves Need to Fall?

RANTURDAY: Allow Me to Disappoint You!

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: No Wiener Required! How the Fuckboy Dynamic Shows Up Everywhere

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Too Much of a Good Thing

EVIL MONDAY: Why NOT You: How to Put Yourself Out There

SERENE SUNDAY PODCAST: Summer Soaking and Saying No

NOT-SO-RANTY RANTURDAY: The Gift of Immersion

pHailure pHriday? My Shocking Grades Revealed!

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Forced Trust & Tunnel Vision (The Cowboy Saga)

EVIL MONDAY: Language is the Instrument of Empire

SERENE SUNDAY PODCAST: What’s in Your Treasury?

RANTURDAY: How I Got a Book Agent (Spoiler NOT BY NEPOTISM)

FAIL FRIDAY? Revenge of the Nerd

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Writing & Publishing 101!

EVIL MONDAY: How To Destroy An Enemy - Lessons from Britain in WW1

SERENE SUNDAY: How to Find Your Voice

RANTURDAY: My Oxford Burn Book

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Why "Experts" Don't Always Matter

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: We Become Who Needed To Save Us

EVIL MONDAY: Count Your Bullets

SERENE SUNDAY PODCAST: D’s Get Degrees

RANTURDAY: Friendship Entitlement

FUCKBOY FRIDAY (OXFORD EDITION): The Pros & Cons of Artsy Men

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: When Manifesting Turns Toxic

OXFORD UPDATE Dorms, Mimes and Normalizing Your Awesomeness

EVIL MONDAY: Pausals: Bread and Circus

SERENE SUNDAY PODCAST: Baby Oxford, Baby Learn

RANTURDAY: Why Do Men Want Pity? Like, Ever??

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: "Girls Have It Soooooo Easy"

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Mister Jets and Missed Boats

EVIL RANTUR-MONDAY: People Who Talk Too Much...And Those Who Talk Too Little (Part 2)

SERENE SUNDAY PODCAST: Summer, Sadness, and Seeing Too Much

Welcome to the Shallontourage!

RANTURDAY: People Who Talk Too Much...And Those Who Talk Too Little (Part 1)

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Have Gay Men Replaced Women? (Barack Says Yes)

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Your Expertise Does Not Automatically Belong To Everyone

EVIL MONDAY: I Am Not a Dinosaur—A Discussion on Delusional Friends (part 2)

SERENE SUNDAY: It’s a Great Day to be Fanny!

RANTURDAY: I Am Not a Dinosaur—A Discussion on Delusional Friends (part 1)

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The Real Reason Your Exes Avoid You in Public

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: BYOTC! (Bring Your Own Trauma Cake)

EVIL MONDAY: How Mediocrity Destroys You

SERENE SUNDAY: Fun Gets it Done!

SLUTTY SATURDAY: What if Your Friend's Man is SEXY?

FREEDOM FRIDAY An All-American Mindset Activity

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WISDOM WEDNESDAY: The Phrase You Need to Hear Most

EVIL MONDAY: Be Worthy of Your Heritage

SERENE SUNDAY, 4TH OF JULY EDITION: Emotional Taxation Without Representation

SURVEY: TRAVEL WITH ME!

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Too Much of a Good Thing?

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The Truth About a Man's "Crazy" Exes

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: The One Question to Ask When Picking a Man

EVIL TUESDAY: An update. Am I Not Merciful?

EVIL MONDAY: A Wolf and a Trap

SERENE SUNDAY: Summer Solstice Rituals to Help You Bloom

RANTURDAY: Oil, Ankles, Abortions.

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Wait...Men Actually DO Know How to Behave??

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Where Are You Already Demonstrating TRUST?

JOIN POSITIVE INTELLIGENCE WITH ME AND ANNA LAKOMY!

JOIN LAURA ST. JOHN'S MINDSET CLASSES!

EVIL MONDAY: How to Date Like a Man

SERENE(ish) SUNDAY: How to Trust Again

RANTURDAY: In Silence, Revenge.

FUCKBOY THURSDAY: Dr. Daddy just broke up with me with this unhinged text

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: When Boundaries Break Your Heart

EVIL MONDAY: Doers & Dreamers - How to Turn Trauma into Motivation

SERENE SUNDAY: The Important of Self Mythology

RANTURDAY: I DO NOT WORK HERE

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Priorities, Cheating and When to Walk Away

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: How to Spot a Dreamer

MUSHY MONDAY: The Game of Love Has a Winner...

SERENE SUNDAY: Happy Graduation Day - How to Go From Dreamer to Doer!

RANTURDAY: ICE Them Out!

RANTURDAY: Bruschetta and Backstabbings

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: What Would it Look Like if You Were Too Good for This?

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Pintrest Friends: Dreamers vs. Doers

EVIL MONDAY: "Autism" vs Sociopath: The Great Soap Shop Showdown

SERENE SUNDAY (FROM THE ARCHIVE): Turning Bitterness into Hope

RANTURDAY: My Unhinged Reaction to a Mom's Even More Unhinged Substack

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: How Not to Be Annoying as Fuck

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Rolling with a Rock Bottom

EVIL MONDAY: cHo0sE kInDneSs

SERENE SUNDAY: Let it Rot

RANTURDAY: Wedded Blitz

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The Harsh Truth of Being a Boss Bitch

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: No One Knows How Nice You Can Be

EVIL MONDAY: The Year of Everyone Being Mad at Me

A SPECIAL MOTHER’S DAY PODCAST MESSAGE

SERENE SUNDAY: The Power of Pause

RANTURDAY: How to Survive an RSVPocalypse

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The Fingerblastorium

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: The Dutch Tulip Bubble

EVIL MONDAY: How to Defeat Someone Like Me in an Argument

SERENE SUNDAY: Marie Antoinette and the Magic of ~Petit~ Spaces

RANTURDAY: Ze Stupide Americanes, Non?!

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Wait Watchers

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: A Year of Magical Weeping

EVIL MONDAY: In Defense of Just Completely Making Shit Up

SERENE SUNDAY PODCAST: Travel Where You’re At

SADTURDAY: Target Acquired Part 2

SADTURDAY: Target Acquired Part 1

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: How to Play Hard to Get

WISDOM WEDNEDAY: The Itty Bitty Pity Committee

EVIL MONDAY: Yay is a Complete Sentence

A RESURRECTED EASTER SUNDAY PODCAST: Roll the Stone Away

SACRED SATURDAY PODCAST: “Good” Friday??

RANTURDAY: Take "All Natural" and Shove It Up Your Ass

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Let Him: How Men Demonstrate Value

WISDOM (EVIL-ISH) WEDNESDAY (/THURSDAY): Don't Be Weird...

EVIL MONDAY: The 2 Most Dangerous Sentences in the World...

SERENE SUNDAY: The Pink Moon—Let Go and Let Glow

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Just Role With It...

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Why Do You Need a Man to Be _____?

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: What Do You Bring to the Table?

EVIL MONDAY: A Prince Deposed?

SERENE SUNDAY: How to Combat Loneliness

RANTURDAY: Fool's Gold

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Milf Szn's Word Salad and the Prince's (Semi) Promise

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Why We Get So Triggered By People Who Won't Listen

EVIL MONDAY: Stop Trying to Help Idiots

SERENE SUNDAY: A Free Pass from Cringe

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Sexy Forecasts and the Worst Thing Tom Ever Said to Me...

FUCKBOY SATURDAY: Prince of Persia and Doctor Freedom

BONUS VIDEO: Dreams and Desire in the City of Angels

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Sometimes a Cigar is Just a Cigar...

EVIL MONDAY: Money Bullies

SERENE SUNDAY PODCAST: Small No = Big Yes

"I Wish You Knew!" podcast with the two male relationship experts. Give it a watch and LMK what you think in the Post Reactions chat!

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Butt Seriously...

SPRING EQUINOX GLOW UP: Courses, Horses and Divorces

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: The Balance Monster

EVIL MONDAY: Why We Snap At People (and why they deserve it)

SERENE SUNDAY PODCAST: Total Eclipse of the Bullshit in Your Life

RANTURDAY: Cheap is a 4-Letter Word

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Bedtime for Fuckery!

WISDOM WEDNESDAY PODCAST: When in Doubt, Don’t Figure it Out

EVIL MONDAY: How (and When) to Make A Threat That WORKS

SERENE SUNDAY: Quit While You’re Ahead

RANTURDAY: Guest Relations - Why Do I Do This To Myself?

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Fsh Szn

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Open Book vs Open Brochure

EVIL MONDAY: Givers Need Boundaries Because Takers Have None: In Defense of Being "Harsh"

SERENE SUNDAY: Scary Relaxing

RANTURDAY: The Let Them Theory in Action: How to Let Men Be Men!

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Brennan Boudreaux Can Go Fuck Himself

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: The Let Them Theory - Tough Times, Tough Love

EVIL MONDAY: Pausals & Oppression: "You Will Find What You're Looking For"

SERENE SUNDAY: New Shalliterature Book Club: "The Let Them Theory" by Mel Robbins

RANTURDAY: Freeloader "Friends"

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Greed and Goodbyes (the most insane thing a man has done in a while)

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Is it ADHD or Are You Simply Not a Peasant?

EVIL MONDAY: Of Pigeons and Pausals 

SHALLENTINE'S DAY - SCHOOL FOR SEDUCTION: The Anti-Seducer & The Gamine 

SHALLENTINE'S DAY - SCHOOL FOR SEDUCTION: The Dandy 

SHALLENTINE'S DAY - SCHOOL FOR SEDUCTION: The Natural 

SHALLENTINE'S DAY - SCHOOL FOR SEDUCTION: The Coquette 

SHALLENTINE'S DAY - SCHOOL OF SEDUCTION: The Siren 

STYLISH SUNDAY: My Fashion Show Recap!

RANTURDAY: The Existential Terror of a Dirty Duvet in the Cabinet

Girls check out my appearance on Piers Morgan! 

If you wouldn’t mind commenting something about how fantastic and witty and irreplaceable and dangerously thin I am I would really appreciate it – Fox told our reality show producer that if I look like someone who could be a potential commentator on Fox, they would be more likely to greenlight my new show!  

NO PRESSURE HUH? 

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Tom the Terrorist

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: The City of NO 

EVIL MONDAY: Bianca at the Grammys - A-list Hostage or Skank Living Her Best Life? 

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Exes and Sexes 

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Why Do Men Endure All The Wrong Things? 

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Have a Snack, Have a Nap, Have a Looksee Around for a Mastodon

A PERIOD PAUSE PODCAST: In Defense of Just Rotting 

THE RUTHLESS RESET - SERENE SUNDAY: How to Quiet Quit Chaos 

RANTURDAY: Quit People Who Have Already Quit on Life 

THE RUTHLESS RESET - FUCKBOY FRIDAY: 3 Steps to Destroying a Fuckboy 

BONUS VIDEO: A Dire Warning… 

THE RUTHLESS RESET - WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Why Quitters are Winners 

THE RUTHLESS RESET - EVIL MONDAY: 3 Steps to Burning a Bridge  

SERENE SUNDAY: Are You Praying Too Small? The Power of the Big Bold ASK! 

SLUTTY SATURDAY: Clit Lit—How Much Spice is TOO MUCH in a Book? 

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Am I...a Fetish? 

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Your #1 Job is To Be Happy 

EVIL MONDAY PODCAST: So, My Cousin Killed His Wife I Think... 

OPPRESSION WEEK - SERENE SUNDAY: Is Ruthlessness the Path to Peace? 

ACOTAR UPDATE: Fated Mates?? 

OPPRESSION WEEK - SLUTTY SATURDAY: How to Fuck Like a Sociopath 

UPDATE: How My ACOTAR Nerd Retreat is REALLY Going…

#tom #thewolf OPPRESSION WEEK - FUCKBOY FRIDAY: How to Break a Player 

OPPRESSION WEEK - WISDOM WEDNESDAY: How to Make People Obey by Withholding Advice 

#EVIL MONDAY: How to Oppress Your Inferiors

SLUTTY RANTURDAY: Cool Girls, Coffee and Why Your Personal Brand Matters!

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Manifesting 101: Making a Vision Board That WORKS! 

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The Dude-ification of Shallon Lester