FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Miserable "Miracles" and Labor Pains 

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: How to Get Your Back-Home Ex OBSESSED

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Thinking of Texting Your Ex? DO NOT DO

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The C Word

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Give Thanks They Fucked It Up

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Give Thanks They Fucked It Up

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Men, Shame and the Ball of Garbage

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: "That's Disappointing"

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Funerals, Weddings and Wolves

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: A Weekend of Mediocre Sex & a Bootycall Breakthrough

FUCKY SLUTTY SATUR/FRIDAY MEGA PODCAST: Baby Blues and Kissing Bandits 👶🏼

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Hoes in Different Area Codes

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: An Easy and Accurate Compatibility Test (That You Can Do Even if You're Single!)

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Who Knew?

FUCKBOY FRIDAY (redo): Close Your Marriage, Close Your Legs, Leave the Kids Out of It

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Entitlement and Assholes, In Any Language

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Beware, "Hey Stranger" Season is Upon Us... 👀

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Meet The Cowboy Poet 😍

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Old Feuds and New Guys ❤️🧨

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: This Quote is Making Me Lose My Mind 😵‍💫

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: LANA EDITION: Is a Fuckboy Okay if We Need a Distraction?

WISDOM WEDNESDAY: Are You a Spa (good) or a Gym (bad)? 🧖🏻‍♀️

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Let's Start a Male Brothel Together, Yes?

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Adios, Christian 🇲🇽

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Your Place or Mine?

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: How Exactly DOES One Act Feminine? 🎀

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: How to Get Over Someone? Don't.

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Wedded Blitz: A Tom Problem I Need Help With

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: New Guy Alert! ❤️‍🔥

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Do You Wish Your Ex Happy Birthday? 🎂

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: What to Say When a Man Disappoints You 😑

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: You Can Be Right or You Can...Have Options? How to Pick Patience vs Lashing Out! 👹

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Soft Girl Summer 🎀

Join Laura St. John's new manifestation course (with special Shalligator-only bonus)! ✨

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Three's a Crowd?👨🏼🧑🏾‍🦱👱‍♀️

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Quiet Check-Out vs Going Full Barbenheimer 💣

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: I'm Putting The Pain in Impatient (assuming you misspell "impatient") 😓

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Is Patience Your Mortal Enemy Too? 🕰️

FUCKBOY FRIDAY PODCAST: The Impossible Trap of Setting Standards 🙄

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Romance Rundown Storytime 🌋

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: I Don't Want to Hear About a Man's Sexual Assault. 🤐

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Live Every Day Like it's Women's Day (Annoyed) 🙄

THURSDAY GRWM: Cy-onara ✌🏻

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Hey, Check Out My New Fidget Spinner! 🪀

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Inside the Fuckboy Mind (or lack thereof) 👹

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: We Told Him So. We All Did.

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Interest vs Involvement?

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Are We Dating the Same Guy: How Much Info is Too Much? 🤐

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Appily Ever After?

FUCKBOY FRIDAY GLOW UP EDITION: How to Radically Change Your Type...and Outcomes!

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: A (Semi) Gentle Reminder That "Hey Stranger" Season is Still Upon Us…

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Your Essential Fuckboy Gift Guide!

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Inflict Pain, Get Love (The Green Dress Chronicles)

XO, Shallon

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: A Crucial Lesson From Fuckboys

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: It's "Hey Stranger" Season

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Back Home Booty Calls & Beating Nostalgia!

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: When The Fuckery Be Your Own People: A Holiday Survival Tip

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The Case For Dating a Sociopath

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Dumb Dog Man Logic

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Beware of a Booty Call That Has THIS...

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Sour Grapes

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: What to Text When a Guy is Ignoring You

FUCKBOY FRIDAY, PT 1: It's "Hey Stranger"

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY, PT 2: It's "Hey Stranger"

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Defining the Relationship

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SLUTTY FRIDAY: Am I the Only Chick Out Here Givin' Ear Jobs??

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: In Defense of Situationships

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WTF FRIDAY: Honestly Fuck This Town and Fuck These People: A Musing on Haters

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY STORYTIME: Closure is a Myth and You're Lying to Yourself

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Is Jealousy an Alpha or Beta Trait?

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Beau-ken Promises

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Targets, Bullseyes and Strategic Retreat

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: That Time Tom And I Behaved Somewhat Like Adults

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Dear John

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Beau Blows It, Pt 3

FUCKBOY FRIDAY; Beau Blows It, Pt 2

FUCKBOY FRIDAY; Beau Blows It, Pt 1

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Vibe Hands

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: A Newly Discovered Species: "The Mañana"

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The 48 Hour Baby Flu

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The Worst Crimes Are Premeditated…

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Yet ANOTHER New Species

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Yet Another New Species…

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: A Newly Discovered Species: "The Mañana"

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The Viking & The Victim, PART 2

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The Viking & The Victim, PART 3

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The Viking & The Victim, PART 1.5

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The Viking & The Victim, PART 1

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: My Favorite New Way To Insult A Man

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY PODCAST: City of Angels, City of Demons

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NOT AT ALL (so far) A FUCKBOY FRIDAY STORYTIME: Meet Henry

FUCKBOY FRIDAY STORYTIME: How I'm Using Guys On Bumble

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The Breakup Letter: How to Make Him Miss You

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FUN FRIDAY! Something Special For You Today

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: What to Text a Guy Who Ghosts!

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: "Man is not troubled by events, but by the meaning he gives them." ~Epictetus. :thinking_face:

XO, Shallon

FUCKGIRL FRIDAY: A Script To Gently Break Things Off

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: How To Communicate Your Needs (Without Being Too Vulnerable) 💋

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FUCKERY FRIDAY: Into The Snake Pit

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The 3 Horsemen of the Breakup Apocalypse

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY STORYTIME: Dealing With Back-Home Ex Nostaligia! 😵

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FUCKBOY FRIDAY: The Psychology of Ghosting

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Fuckboy Friday: What Is “Winter Coating?” 🧥 XO, Shallon 👑

Fuckboy Friday: “Too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to BE the right person.” —Gloria Steinem XO, S 👑

Fuckboy Friday: The 4 Traits Of A Good Boyfriend 💋 XO, Shallon 👑

Fuckboy Friday: What Is “Winter Coating?”🧥

XO, Shallon 👑

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Are you making excuses for a guy “too stressed” to text you back? Click the link, you need to see this...XO, Shallon 👑

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Hey girl, today seems like a good day to turn on read receipts 🥰 Let him know you’re ignoring him.

When you do deign to respond, set the petty clock. If he took 3 hours to get back to you, literally set an alarm for 4 hours. Patience is the root of all strategy, most chiefly seduction. XO, Shallon 👑

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Why You Should Quiet Quit Your Sucky Boyfriend ✌🏻 XO, Shallon 👑

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: 3 Signs Things Are Turning Toxic 🚮 XO, Shallon 👑 s.heydaily.co/?el=HmDWK

FRISKY FRIDAY: Drymouth is the enemy of blow jobs. But an easy way to get more spit going in the moment is to gag on his 🍆! Not only will your mouth instantly produce saliva, he’ll looooove feeling like iT'Z jUsT s0 bIg oMfG (🙄). XO, Shallon 👑

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Do not, for one second, entertain Snap Streaks. If a guy asks for streaks, block him. If he points out your streak is about to expire, let it, purposely.

He’s trophy hunting and that’s not a compliment. In fact, no Snap altogether.

Make him communicate with you on a first-tier network, like texting or—gasp!—calling. If he won’t, he doesn’t consider you a first-tier priority. XO, Shallon 👑

FUCKBOY FRIDAY RANT ALERT: When a guy is tRiGgErEd by a painting🙄 Click to see how my art is ruining my love life.

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Today, hit a fuckboy with a sick burn from...Lord Byron? Click for a script to shame and scorch him! XO, Shallon 👑

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: If you ghost a boring guy and he calls you out, here’s a script:

“Your conversation skills are below par and you’re not mentally stimulating, nor are you trying to be. I am bored and turned off. I didn’t ghost you, I stopped entertaining your purposeful mediocrity.” XO, Shallon 👑

FUCKBOY FRIDAY RANT ALERT: "Man of Earth." Is this a job now? Click for a dispatch from the trenches of Bumble. XO, Shallon 👑

FUCKBOY FRIDAY: Stuck in a situationship? Here’s the script to push him to either commit or show you that it’s time to move on:

"I'm looking for something special. I see glimpses of that with you, but I still really don't know what this is. I'm having a great time with you, but nothing's going to be a great enough time for me to sacrifice something deeper that I want."

😵 Your youth & time is precious. Don't waste it. XO, Shallon 👑

FUCKBOY FRIDAY STORYTIME: A Date So Bad I Walked Out

XO, Shallon